曼珠莎华 发表于 2024-2-10 11:12

大年初一值班中……

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平安喜乐顺遂 发表于 2024-2-10 11:37

这字拿出来都不认识 这下涨知识了

五分真情 发表于 2024-2-10 11:54

当领导才可以三十初一值班。

极速评 发表于 2024-2-10 13:18

整个烟台市，我就知道你和小保安今天上班。

行云何处去 发表于 2024-2-10 13:19

领导

行云何处去 发表于 2024-2-10 13:19

晚上值班

高龙 发表于 2024-2-10 13:21

当领导的过节值班那是老黄历了，现在都是最底层的员工值班，但是值班有事找领导，领导在家吃喝玩乐也算值班了。

瀚海802 发表于 2024-2-10 13:59

我从腊月25值班到正月初十

一曲相思苦 发表于 2024-2-10 14:09

新年快乐，三倍工资纵享丝滑

fnnmylove 发表于 2024-2-10 14:22

挺好。

晴栀莞歌 发表于 2024-2-10 15:36

祝好友：龙行沓沓 前程明朗 生活富裕 事业蒸蒸 翻译过来的 生僻字还真不懂 {:13_547:}

encourage2009 发表于 2024-2-10 16:06

为了花，假期得多去值几次班

曼珠莎华 发表于 2024-2-10 16:48

encourage2009 发表于 2024-2-10 16:06
为了花，假期得多去值几次班

明月11 发表于 2024-2-10 18:42

俺家的今天也值班

曼珠莎华 发表于 2024-2-10 19:00

如梦000 发表于 2024-2-10 18:42
俺家的今天也值班

神算 发表于 2024-2-10 19:01

回家开车不好吗
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