你好帅，你好衰
<!----><style type="text/css">html{font-size:375%}</style><link href="https://pic.app.ytbbs.com/static/publish/css/style.css?v=1605251010502" rel="stylesheet" position="1" data-qf-origin="/static/publish/css/style.css?v=1605251010502"><!-- 付费贴--> <div class="preview_article "> <!----> <p>上班的路上，听见身后的一对男女对话。</p><p>男：你好漂亮</p><p>女：你也好帅</p><p>男：你为什么骂我呀？</p><p>女：我没有啊，我说你好帅。</p><p>男：你说好衰，就是骂我啊！</p><p>女：我说你好帅怎么是骂你呢？</p><p>男：你说我好衰，还讲没有骂我？</p><p>女：你说我好漂亮，我也说你好帅啊。男：“你好衰”，意思就是在骂我嘛！</p><p>。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。</p><p>走在前面的我，听得那叫一个捉急。这才真是：鸡同鸭讲 ！一个广东话，一个普通话。两下子全乱了。</p><p>听着两人还在拉锯般的跟“帅”和“衰”纠缠不休，真想回头给他们掰扯个清楚。可又一想，没准儿人家正打太极拳呢，反正其中有一个装疯卖傻，要不就两个都傻，可是听她们的语气又不很像。</p><p>好奇心促使我很想看看她有多漂亮，他有多帅。故意放慢脚步，等她们和我平行。侧脸斜视了这一对男女的容貌，只一眼，我将目光投向了天空。</p><p>若有所悟： 难怪现在辣么多人都在怀疑人生。</p><p class="empty_paragraph"> </p><p class="qf_image big noneditable" contenteditable="false"><img 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哈哈哈，叫你给笑死了。以后再也不敢说自己好看了，怕你翻白眼 鲸落万物生 发表于 2024-2-28 18:01
哈哈哈，叫你给笑死了。以后再也不敢说自己好看了，怕你翻白眼
你肯定是美女啊 余笙 发表于 2024-2-28 18:02
你肯定是美女啊
谢谢漂亮小姐姐夸奖，过奖了过奖了。哈哈哈哈 鲸落万物生 发表于 2024-2-28 18:03
谢谢漂亮小姐姐夸奖，过奖了过奖了。哈哈哈哈
实话实说 好！！！！！！！！！！！ 好吃的不是拉面 发表于 2024-2-28 18:23
好！！！！！！！！！！！
余笙 发表于 2024-2-28 18:39
画面感强烈 高端情景笑话 帅不帅？ 帅？ lin8558 发表于 2024-2-28 19:51
帅不帅？
不 还是不帅？ lin8558 发表于 2024-2-28 19:51
帅？
不 ssqqczs10 发表于 2024-2-28 19:34
高端情景笑话
余笙 发表于 2024-2-28 19:52
不
那就是衰 余笙 发表于 2024-2-28 19:52
不
衰
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